me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Trying to sleep while drunk
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
Right in the childhood
I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING
Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…
THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM
fuck you. i had moved on
the blockbuster one killed me the most
What are those things
Actually, Surge is being sold again. Only on Amazon for right now though.
MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE THAT SIMBA SPOON
Charmander was my favorite starter.
eet is cute an’ fat an’ I luv it
That is fantastic life advice.
Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post